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Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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