just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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