Banned from zoo.
Again?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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