If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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