I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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