They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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