That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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