wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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