Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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