So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
