I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
