So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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