It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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