is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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