Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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