its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
