Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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