problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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