Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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