Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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