all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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