Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The Olympian is in my bed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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