he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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