found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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