Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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