I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he fucked my hip out of place.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I had to cum in my sink.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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