i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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