is your mom at the bar?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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