I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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