This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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