That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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