Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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