Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
im six kinds of drunk right now
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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