She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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