I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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