Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The adults are the big ones right?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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