just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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