My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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