We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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