Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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