Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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