Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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