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go home
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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