I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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