oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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