At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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