We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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