I must be too annoying 4 u.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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