just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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