theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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