Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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